Jul 07 2009

You know you’re a D-list Mom Blogger if…

Published by dlister2 at 1:25 pm under BlogHer,Life on the D-List

1. You still get a tingle of excitement every time someone leaves a comment. Only to have that feeling evaporate disappear when you realize that comment is from Mom.

2. Instead of being invited to snazzy corporate blogger retreats, you’re entreated to sample fruit snacks, dial into a conference call with a sleep expert or preview a basic cable tv show online.

3. You are fairly confident no one at BlogHer is going to recognize you by your Twitter or Blogger profile pic.

4. You dread the “how much money do you make from your blog?” question from non-bloggers. I’m doing this for love, people! But if you want to buy something from Amazon anyway, maybe you could click over from my site…

5. You realize that controversy drives page views, but you’re too busy being a WOHM/SAHM/WAHM to stir to proverbial pot.

By Alma

13 responses so far

13 Responses to “You know you’re a D-list Mom Blogger if…”

  1. # dlisteron 07 Jul 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Love it- I still get that tingle of excitement when one person responds to one of my tweets.

  2. # nakedjenon 07 Jul 2009 at 7:23 pm

    i actually totally love that you created this list. i was wondering where i fit into this crazy blogher mess just yesterday. i’m NOT a mommy. i do not have sponsors. i just write a blog. faithfully. and this is not my first blogher, but it might as well be.

    i actually just stumbled upon this blog today, but i was truthfully talking about exactly this on my walk with the dogs this morning. what of the bloggers who have 27 faithful readers and who blog just because they happen to LOVE BLOGGING and feel the need to actually share what they have to say?

    i’d love to have dinner with you. of course i’m vegan and i’ve already been told by others that i’m impossible to dine with, but if you want good blogging fodder, you’ll let me join you at your table.

  3. # Amy in OHioon 07 Jul 2009 at 11:41 pm

    cracking me up…duuuuuude

  4. # Clarissa Nassaron 08 Jul 2009 at 8:16 pm

    love it!

  5. # Sarahon 08 Jul 2009 at 8:20 pm

    oh sh*t! I just realized I am a d-lister.

    If it works for Kathy Griffin, it can work for us, ladies ;)

    great site!

  6. # Kymberlion 08 Jul 2009 at 9:51 pm

    This is flippin’ hilarious! I am most certainly a D-List blogger. Heck, I might even be all the way down on the N-List – No Man’s Land!

  7. # Amy Sue Nathanon 09 Jul 2009 at 8:05 am

    D-List is the new black! (hey, I think I just found a post title for my blog!)

  8. # RookieMom Whitneyon 09 Jul 2009 at 11:30 pm

    Oy, I am constantly having to explain to co-workers and friends why I can’t spend money on various things related to my blog: because the blog doesn’t pay for those things.

  9. # RookieMom Heatheron 13 Jul 2009 at 12:28 am

    Oh snap. We didn’t even make your D-list B-roll. Ouch.

  10. # kim/hormone-colored dayson 15 Jul 2009 at 12:44 am

    My mom doesn’t comment on my blog, but I do get surprised every time there’s a comment. Of course, once you get a few, then you start to feel like a loser if you don’t… Back to the D-List.

  11. # woowoo mama (robin)on 15 Jul 2009 at 3:28 pm

    i am such a d-lister. i love this post (and your others). hysterical. thanks for keeping it real.

  12. # Nicoleon 23 Jul 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Love it. I totally get that tingle of excitement, then realize it’s not my mom, but some guy called “getbiggerfast@iamspam.com”

  13. # GeekByMarriageon 09 Sep 2009 at 11:36 pm

    I just sunk deep into my chair while reading the list. I think I might be a Z-Lister.

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